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Expiration Date High Score
"Wait, we've MOVED since 2010. How on Earth did--" "Look, some of us were just born to be champions."

"Mostly it means that I'm acutely aware that the kid one table over coughed as the server walked past with our food."

How Hacking Works
If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.

Flag Interpretation
When Salvador Dalí died, it took months to get all the flagpoles sufficiently melted.